{"product_id":"soberpatch","title":"SoberPatch™ | Anti-Alcohol Patch","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0993\/9378\/files\/download_c5173288-fbbc-40ae-b2dd-da4946b672bd.gif?v=1788280444\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat 5pm Voice Won't Shut Up — Until Now\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eEvery night the same battle. The craving screams, willpower crumbles, shame follows. You've white-knuckled it for years and you're exhausted. What if the urge could simply go \u003cem\u003equiet\u003c\/em\u003e — no pills, no clinics, nobody knowing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0993\/9378\/files\/5_f243d884-2df3-422b-9c90-75e1d5519a97.jpg?v=1788280425\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Patch. Straight Through Your Skin. All Day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSoberPatch feeds Kudzu, magnesium, B-vitamins, milk thistle and turmeric through your skin for a steady 24 hours — bypassing your gut entirely. Up to 10x better absorbed than pills. No swallowing, no forgetting, no upset stomach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0993\/9378\/files\/7_02e3f35e-fee8-4028-a0ce-e372eaceb388.jpg?v=1788280425\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWake Clear. Sleep Deep. Feel Like Yourself Again\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWithin a week the cravings soften, the 3am sweats stop, the shaking settles and the fog lifts. Thousands of Aussies have quietly taken back control — their marriages, their mornings, their dignity. Your turn now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0993\/9378\/files\/6_fbc77634-3a97-4bd4-bd6b-e2be932a0def.jpg?v=1788280425\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaim 50% Off Today — Or Your Money Back\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGrab SoberPatch now at half price, backed by our 60-day money-back guarantee. We're aiming for 100% customer satisfaction, and if you have any questions you can send us an email and we'll answer within 12 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vital-Essence","offers":[{"title":"1x SoberPatch™ (50% Off)","offer_id":47980374622386,"sku":"P5350 - SoberPatch™ - 1pc","price":39.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2x SoberPatch™ ( 60% Off)","offer_id":47980374655154,"sku":"P5350 - SoberPatch™ - 2pcs","price":54.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3x SoberPatch™ (70% Off)","offer_id":47980374687922,"sku":"P5350 - SoberPatch™ - 3pcs","price":74.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5x SoberPatch™(80% Off)","offer_id":47980374720690,"sku":"P5350 - SoberPatch™ - 5pcs","price":94.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/0993\/9378\/files\/1_150a3762-04c6-4a46-a6a4-52aef6e2ab0b.gif?v=1788280425","url":"https:\/\/myvital-essence.com\/products\/soberpatch","provider":"Vital-Essence","version":"1.0","type":"link"}